So we gon’ dance until we drop !
(via wiress)
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
(Source: anotherbadpoem, via fuckinq)
when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
(via wiress)
i just realised there are more nipples in the world than there are people
(Source: katnissandhermione, via fuckinq)
My bio textbook is talking about how DDT was killing bald eagles and because it was outlawed “the bald eagle was saved from extinction by human intervention.”
Like bitch no it was our fault in the first place it was saved by humans getting the fuck out of the way
*wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
(via napathy)

every black crayon should be named void of existential anguish black
50 shades of moral ambiguity gray
(Source: princess-manders, via vodkacupcakes)